At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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