i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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