You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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