I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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