so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
my poor anus
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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