well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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