Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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