Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i just had sex bonerless
Who did Billy Mays play for?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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