i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Girls should come with a carfax report
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Hey! you should come over!
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