And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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