I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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