also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
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