you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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