you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I would ride that face into the sunset
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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