I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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