He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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