why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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