come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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