Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
party gras won. party gras always wins.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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