She's JV to your varsity
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i drank out of a bidet.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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