it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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