After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Farmville is her only friend.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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