Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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