We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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