That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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