Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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