Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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