so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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