It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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