whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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