its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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