I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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