You're so nebulous sometimes
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I see more hoeing in ur future
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