So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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