apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
In other news, I just burned my penis
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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