new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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