i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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