I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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