You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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