I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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