i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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