i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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