super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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