You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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