i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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