did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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