Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
