Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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