Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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