you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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